left hand or right hand?

Debate topic of lunch: Left hand or right hand? OR can gals use the latrine.

Before I am accused of perversion etc... let me assure you it IS the nature of our lunchtime conversation. Icredible, insipid, totally incoherent. Result of stress I suppose. Oh well...

Suffice to say, I would never pee again without wondering where the X is... Would be conscious of which hand I use... and somehow the image of the female latrine will always bug me when I go to Plaza Sing... I blame J.
Hahahah... she has now condemned all parties to her conversation to always keep her in contemplation when they pee. Poetic justice?