lex confusio.

The law has clouded my mind, and poisoned my tongue! Cant speak plainly anymore!
Drats.
Everything must have a secondary, tertiary meaning; everything can either have a purposive or contextual interpretation. Like, what happened to "yes means yes, and no means no?"
Now, yes means everything, include no! dammit.

But it is fun in a way. hah, to confound the words around peoples in the know. First in time prevails, equity's darling... hah. Apt words indeed. And of course, lex causae. Hahahh